DRAGONS EXPLAINED

SOME PEOPLE BELIEVE THIEF WIZZARD IS DEAD BUT I MET HIM AT A CROSSROADS AND HE STILL HAS SOME FLESH ON HIS BONES

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something i liek about the uni is the security is lax as fuck

just been walking into lectures i never intend to pay for and taking notes on law and economics and civic engineering

if you need free legal advice; here is some: im not a real lawyer. do not try to sue me for negligence. i don't have any money.

if you dont have any money you can't be sued, its illegal

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what are the five main types of dragons?

running a thing, 2 secs

k

better not be colors again

well i'll start rambling about dragons for a bit

good. i'll not interrupt

in BRIMHOLD there are only seven dragons, anything that might resemble a dragon is actually the offspring of a dragon and a virgin princess or a dragon and a mighty she wolf etc etc

there's the dragon of the east, the dragon of the west, the hydra, the chimera, the golden dragon, the dragon of the seas

and some other ones i forget

but they all knew each other cause they were the dread children of bahamut and tiamat, and they all worshipped the great wyrm salamandus before he was slain by ygtrol

um, i think dragons are fey creatures

and their own flawlessness is their only flaw

some lesser dragons can be outsmarted by appealing to their greed or ego but true dragons long ago reached nirvana so they cant be tricked like that

i think fire breath, controversially, should be given to only one dragon

but anyway, the five types of dragons...

yeah idk

cant think of a cool gimmick

i was thinking geography might be interesting, the dragons that live in the desert are different from the mountain ones

but that's kind of plaid

yeah roll with that

deserts, mountains swamps, temples, water, and space

space being the apocryphal sixth kind

desert dragons are the smallest and have the hardest skin, they cant see or hear only detect vibrations

not flyers then

mountain dragons jump like goats

water dragons fly and hunt like birds of prey

whale-eaters yeah

temple dragons shit corinthian marble collumns and vomit out ancient runes

they cannot help but create ornate temples around them

those are medusas and shit

behiromanders

space dragons should be like really fleshy

like earthworms

but planet sized

wyrms

they know the 1001 names of jubilex

right, because space clouds

which is heavens

where are you moving to

[redacted]

near matt groves used to live

i got mates who live there

i'm there frequently

now you got one more

who?

matt rundle

!!!(!)

alright im posting this

the five basic colors of slime

featuring THIEF WIZARD infinitestartoad.blogspot.com.au

THIS IS NOT A GRAND UNIFIED THEORY OF SLIME

the faceless men of JU have a thousand and one denominations, each has its own theory of
slime; and all of them are wrong. All known theories of slimeomancy are wrong.

in any case we could hardly have a discussion of the principmes of slime without mention of
DANKNESS

what is DRY, is BRIGHT, is COLD; is ARID - we hate ARID, because arid is not good for
SLIME.

what we love is  DANK. is WET DARK WARM - DANK - thats what

the five basic colors of slime
all slimes are knowable by their color though some colors are unknowable, such as ULFIRE

RED
RED SLIME is gore, the stuff of mammals and ungulates, like your blood and your organs are
made of. A bath of blood is said to restore vigor. RED SLIME is food for us mammals. BILE
comes in many colors but all biles are truly RED.

ORANGE SLIME is amber, honey, treesap, waspwater, ambergris and ambrosisia, the
blood of insects, is ICHOR

GREEN
all plants want to be slime, but slime all slime travels down, and below a certain level no
plants grow, because anything that stays in one place for too long would fall victim to the
slime.
green slime is the basic slime of our grandfathers eats flesh eats metal. all slimes travel
down, and GREEN slime never grows above the ground.

BLUE
blue slime is electricity, bioluminescence,  - deep creatures and mushrooms in dwarven
tunnels and caves made of lava, feeds off the heat

PURPLE
ooze
the fabled color

STICKINESS
stickiness is considered by many slimeomancers a matter of art more than science.
not all slimes are sticky, but all stickiness is slimes.
stickiness is measured on the JU scale of 1 - JU
1 barely sticky
-
7 greatest observed stickiness [Harold, 1298]
-
JU JU JU JU JU JU JU


bonus of slime

BONUS CONTENT: THE THREE FLAVORS
THERE ARE THREE ESSENTIAL flavors

- SALTINESS
- ACIDITY
- the SPECIAL flavor, called UMAMI


RICKWELL THE SLIMEOMANCER

coulda been a prince or something
rejected that in favor of slimes
more of a scientist than a wizard

ulfire slime
demonic slime
zombie slime - wich is a mizture

JU EXPLAINED; THE GROVES PANTHEON

i like featuring in ur blog posts

there's only four succubi in the world

YEAH ITS FUN

and their names are lillith, naamah, mahalat and agrat

the twelve and a half names of the anti-god: 1. Gyllou 2. Amorphous 3. Abyzou 4. Karkhous 5. Brianê 6. Bardellous 7. Aigyptianê 8. Barna 9. Kharkhanistrea 10. Adikia 11. ??? 12. Myia 12.5. Petomene

NICE

Alkahest is a hypothetical universal solvent, having the power to dissolve every other substance, including gold. It was much sought after by alchemists for what they thought would be its invaluable medicinal qualities.

resin bongs

420 blaze it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmnYqKl1LzE

i love the two foxes as symbol of leviathan

i watched this film clip on acid and it left such an impression on me, this song and this film clip

what's leviathan

just two mammals touchin each other

infinitely, forever, in a vacuum

ENTROPY

ju is entropy

he just a big bag of slime covered in eyes

i have a whole dimension here that is called entropy

he will rot away the races of en with filthy tendrils

he is entropy

she

all things

all things are slime

except the warmth and the dry and the light, which are the old foes

the three headed dragon

right but i suspect that those are just different kinds of slime

that's your own private unorthodox views

ye

no self respecting ju worshipper would be caught dead associating slime with lightheatdry

well, fuck those faceless bastards

they called me mad at the academy

luckily you were the prince so you had them all burnt to death in the desert

well, a prince in one place is something else somewhere else

but thats what i would have done

but no, the faceless men of ju are still at large

sometimes it seems theres no way to escapethem

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgHxmAsINDk

Beethoven - 7th Symphony - 2nd movement

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but hasguil welcomes all refugees

if you had gone up the tree and not down it, you would have run into some faceless ju men

eh, all things are slime

no but i have written here, "cabal of wizards, old enemies of rickwell"

all eyes are the eyes of ju

i think when you make a human character you have to go 3d6 stats, 3d6 for wealth, choose a deity

the eye-glyph, ju, is an eye

humans are religious in comparison to all the other dudes, they are noted for their religion

seems correct

you can be an atheist or an agnostic but you're the odd one out

everyone else is gonna be worshipping ju or achelous or sileni

or one of these ancient fuckers

THE CREATORS are the ancient enemy, unknowable and invisible

vitriolus, astrid, len-zo, zagreus, hecate, garkadun, karnoptikon, benefactors, odermagroth, gargragarr, the moirai, von garmrvich, chimera, silenus, tethys and achelous and their infinite daughters, skulla, amemar, themis, mithra, the SUN KING and the MOON QUEEN, the infinite star toad, leviathan, ju, hasguil

i'm definitely not going to use all those but that's a decent amount of deities to have in a thing

the human religions are basically catholicism, buddhism, paganism and shinto

everything else is what dragons and sea demons worship

alright, looks liek another blog post