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THIS IS NOT A GRAND UNIFIED THEORY OF SLIME
the faceless men of JU have a thousand and one denominations, each has its own theory of
slime; and all of them are wrong. All known theories of slimeomancy are wrong.
in any case we could hardly have a discussion of the principmes of slime without mention of
DANKNESS
what is DRY, is BRIGHT, is COLD; is ARID - we hate ARID, because arid is not good for
SLIME.
what we love is DANK. is WET DARK WARM - DANK - thats what
the five basic colors of slime
all slimes are knowable by their color though some colors are unknowable, such as ULFIRE
RED
RED SLIME is gore, the stuff of mammals and ungulates, like your blood and your organs are
made of. A bath of blood is said to restore vigor. RED SLIME is food for us mammals. BILE
comes in many colors but all biles are truly RED.
ORANGE SLIME is amber, honey, treesap, waspwater, ambergris and ambrosisia, the
blood of insects, is ICHOR
GREEN
all plants want to be slime, but slime all slime travels down, and below a certain level no
plants grow, because anything that stays in one place for too long would fall victim to the
slime.
green slime is the basic slime of our grandfathers eats flesh eats metal. all slimes travel
down, and GREEN slime never grows above the ground.
BLUE
blue slime is electricity, bioluminescence, - deep creatures and mushrooms in dwarven
tunnels and caves made of lava, feeds off the heat
PURPLE
ooze
the fabled color
STICKINESS
stickiness is considered by many slimeomancers a matter of art more than science.
not all slimes are sticky, but all stickiness is slimes.
stickiness is measured on the JU scale of 1 - JU
1 barely sticky
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7 greatest observed stickiness [Harold, 1298]
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JU JU JU JU JU JU JU
bonus of slime
BONUS CONTENT: THE THREE FLAVORS
THERE ARE THREE ESSENTIAL flavors
- SALTINESS
- ACIDITY
- the SPECIAL flavor, called UMAMI
RICKWELL THE SLIMEOMANCER
coulda been a prince or something
rejected that in favor of slimes
more of a scientist than a wizard
ulfire slime
demonic slime
zombie slime - wich is a mizture
