DRAGONS EXPLAINED

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something i liek about the uni is the security is lax as fuck

just been walking into lectures i never intend to pay for and taking notes on law and economics and civic engineering

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what are the five main types of dragons?

running a thing, 2 secs

k

better not be colors again

well i'll start rambling about dragons for a bit

good. i'll not interrupt

in BRIMHOLD there are only seven dragons, anything that might resemble a dragon is actually the offspring of a dragon and a virgin princess or a dragon and a mighty she wolf etc etc

there's the dragon of the east, the dragon of the west, the hydra, the chimera, the golden dragon, the dragon of the seas

and some other ones i forget

but they all knew each other cause they were the dread children of bahamut and tiamat, and they all worshipped the great wyrm salamandus before he was slain by ygtrol

um, i think dragons are fey creatures

and their own flawlessness is their only flaw

some lesser dragons can be outsmarted by appealing to their greed or ego but true dragons long ago reached nirvana so they cant be tricked like that

i think fire breath, controversially, should be given to only one dragon

but anyway, the five types of dragons...

yeah idk

cant think of a cool gimmick

i was thinking geography might be interesting, the dragons that live in the desert are different from the mountain ones

but that's kind of plaid

yeah roll with that

deserts, mountains swamps, temples, water, and space

space being the apocryphal sixth kind

desert dragons are the smallest and have the hardest skin, they cant see or hear only detect vibrations

not flyers then

mountain dragons jump like goats

water dragons fly and hunt like birds of prey

whale-eaters yeah

temple dragons shit corinthian marble collumns and vomit out ancient runes

they cannot help but create ornate temples around them

those are medusas and shit

behiromanders

space dragons should be like really fleshy

like earthworms

but planet sized

wyrms

they know the 1001 names of jubilex

right, because space clouds

which is heavens

where are you moving to

[redacted]

near matt groves used to live

i got mates who live there

i'm there frequently

now you got one more

who?

matt rundle

!!!(!)

alright im posting this