A BAND OF SNEAKY
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WHY EVEN BOTHER
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WHATS THE BIG SECRET
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1 POETS
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1 they're willing to follow you.
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1 they're vampires.
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2 MUSICIANS
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2 they're beautiful.
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3 BEGGARS
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3 they can heal you.
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4 ACROBATS
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4 they know where treasure is.
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4 they recently assassinated a DOG LORD.
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5 HARLOTS
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5 they know where the magic stuff is hidden.
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5 they have been corrupted through extended exposure to demon blood.
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6 ARMS DEALERS
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6 they try to get into your pants.
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6 they are scions of a noble bloodline, with its claims on nearby lands
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7 ALCHEMISTS
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7 they're obvious spies.
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7 they are angels sent to spy on humanity.
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8 BUTCHERS
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8 they try to take you prisoner.
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8 they are ghosts, and they know what you did.
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9 ASTROLOGERS
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9 they're involved in human trafficking, and they've got someone important.
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10 STRATEGISTS
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10 they will do you a deal on some land.
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10 they’re cannibals.
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11 PUNK TEENAGERS
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11 they will do you a deal on some siege equipment.
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11 they're nobles from a nearby fort, slumming it.
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12 WITCHES
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12 they will do you a deal on some potions.
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12 they're nobles from a nearby fort, having swapped lives with commoners.
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13 ASH SELLERS
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13 they want to pay you.
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13 they're two nobles from rival forts, they are lovers.
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14 BOTTLERS
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14 they're friendly with the enemy and know secrets.
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14 they're escaped convicts.
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15 WASHER WOMEN
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15 they'll kill you if you don't help them.
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15 a noble, gave up the noble life to marry a commoner.
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16 ARSONISTS
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16 they know a secret way into the fort.
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16 they're runaways from the magical school asylum prison.
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17 ARTISTS
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17 they know a secret way into the dungeon.
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17 they're with the rebellion.
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18 DANCERS
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18 they love you.
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18 they're not really DOGS.
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19 HEATHENS
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19 they're friendly with some TROLLS.
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19 they've been raiding the villages.
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20 TRASH MERCHANTS
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20 they're friendly with the DOG LORD.
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20 they're a bunch of gnomes standing on top of each other.
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