at the gates of new cardine

(scavenged forgotten play report from facebook, february 2012)

we got back with the heads and the shifter lady was like "what happened to your friends?" and we're like "oh, they're dead or something" and she says "well, here's your three tickets to new cardine"

so we're not sure what to do with the third ticket. we can't sell it because all the people in the town would swamp us if they knew we had it. and we can't save it for you guys because there's only one and there's no safe place to leave it, so

so - eventually, we conduct the chocolate factory/golden ticket scam, except we never tell anybody that there's a prize, it's just us selling cheap chocolates for no reason.

but at the end of the day this kid comes up and he's like," i won the prize, what is it?" so kit casts sleep on him and we stuff him in a sack and make the two hour trek to the wall.

we get to the gate and it's just packed with soldiers, and one dude at a desk. we show him our papers. "me and this guy and the kid in this sack are going to new cardine."

so he's like "ok."

and then he's like "OPEN THE GATES"

and it's this ridiculous moment with lights shining and angels singing and everyone is clapping.

and then we're on the other side and i dump out the kind and we're like, "welp, enjoy your new life, kid"

and he's like, "what? you have to look after me now, i'm a kid"

"what? you're thinking about it all wrong. don't worry! you're in New Cardine, now!"

and then i'm singing this - new CARdine - they've got everyTHING you NEED and there's a musical montage

and then gordy's like, "the kid is stunned"

cool. we stealth away.