MATT GROVES & METAMAGIC

GROVES DOESNT BLOG NORMALLY SO IM PUTTING THIS HERE
Just the spells then thats the level?
And d4 hp
yep
Ok done
i was thinking of using some stuff that i saw on scrap princess's blog
to make a level up table for wizards
it's like cool thematic metamagic stuff

Uh I have a generator like that
http://www.random-generator.com/index.php?title=Quick_levelling
THE WIZARD IN HIS TOWER: Wizard, WiseOne, Elder, Hermit, Most Venerable Sage ,

But if there's another scrap princess thing like that I'd like to add bits from it
stuff like this
Astrologer : Your spells are random determined, but include the cleric list. Reroll your spell selection (include % to know spells) each week. You may cast any divination spell as if it were a level lower.
Blood mage: All spells with a duration you have cast are cancelled if lose consciousness or die. You get 1 extra spell of each level you can cast when you are at 1 hit point
It's okay but you're asking the wizard to track what week it is. I guess for an astrologer this is okay
Hm and then the blood guy would seek spells with durations. Neat.
yeah but it's good example fodder for what a wizard level up table should be
stuff that affects what your spells are like
Im a slime wizard though what u got for that
all the 3.5e metamagic stuff is theoretically okay in this sense but also kind of bland
slime wizard: your magic works best in warm, dark, wet environments
maybe that's too fungus wizard
That seems fine to me but intangible. I need a hard and fast rule on which environs are dampwet
that seems a little pedantic
wet is wet, dark is dark, warm is warm
warm is not hot
I guess if its darkwet or warmwet or warmdark were good
Darkwarmdamp is dank which is where the best potions are made

ok so every level pick a wizard sphere and you get metamagic based on that
roll for which sphere u got in your d8 wheel
u can roll a d8 on ur end
6
"kaos"
hmmmm
i dont think u r a chaos wizard
owing to how lawful you are
how lawful am i
moreso than me
ah
it's a binary thing anyway
ur either 1 chaotic or 0 lawful
i refuse to believe that
im neutral
okay spanner = thrown
i like some laws but not all or in not all siuations
i guess it's a trinary
i use the void
decay is very useful in potions
yeah it's one of the most important steps in western alchemy
yeah but fuck alchemists im too good for them
hacks the whole lot of them
newton? hack
no way man he invented cradles
they mad comfy for babies
yeah but his alchemy leaves something to be desired
he was quite good with physics
a real shrewd kind of guy
knew a thing or two about apples
those apples may have been apocryphal
but if i was playing as newton id definitely use apples for lots of stuff
wait so what did you figure out from ur kaos roll
whenever i cast a spell a second spell nearby may autofire. if so then it the other spell fucks up and doesnt do what its supposed to
eh i prefer the slime wizard one
which is the dark wet warm thing
for crafting
???
i thought it was just magic in general
but crafting is good

THE WEEPER

illustration by paige connely used without permission http://paigeconnellyillustration.com/

yessss ok so in my book the catoblepas is call the weeper and it hates itself. it never stops talking and.its gaze causes death [AC12 HP 6]

agps manual of style

i purchased a manual of style, which is a book written in the style that it describes, which is kinda borges. so now all my writings is gonna be kinda pretentious as i work through this style manual and callibrate [Jeremy W: Which one? I am a CMOS adherent.]  its the australian government publishing service style manual, 1978. its pretty good. the binding says

STYLE MANUAL for authors editors and printers … [logo]

all that on the spine, nothing else on the binding, which is teal and feels like canvas over thick card halftitle page (in small caps)

STYLE MANUAL FOR AUTHORS, EDITORS AND PRINTERS OF AUSTRALIAN GOVERNMENT PUBLICATIONS

title page

STYLE MANUAL FOR AUTHORS, EDITORS AND PRINTERS OF AUSTRALIAN GOVERNMENT PUBLICATIONS Third edition Revised by JOHN PITSON [logo] AUSTRALIAN GOVERNMENT PUBLISHING SERVICE Canberra 1978

their logo kinda looks like a chinese character but it reads like

aG
PS

the australian government publishing service might be my new favorite publisher of all time. you can see som of the covers on a google image search. im very excited to locate more of their texts.

i got this one at my favourite second hand book shop in Brisbane, the place next to the pancake church. its in an old victorian building and the floor creaks as you walk around. very hardcore casual place.

i guess a cleric is a lawful guy to the wizard's chaotic guy. a manual of style is a cleric thing to have.

ANYBODY WHO CAN GET ME BOOKS FROM THIS PUBLISHER ILL SEND U SOMETHING OF SIMILAR VALUE

Message - abulafia

http://www.random-generator.com/index.php?title=Message
a message was sent to the north king., a response from the skeleton king, it may be, was "INFERNAL RUINS OF THE PRINCESS"., or a sigil
12 bags of hand mirror on a deep-places pack
a message was sent to the fox king., a response from the snake king, it seems, was "MINE"., and so a cloaking bottle
a message was sent to the fox king., a response from the skeleton king, it seems, was "CLOCK"., thus a sphere
9 sets of charcoal spell infernal curse
a message was sent to the rat king., and so a comprehend languages seal, a response from the demon king, it may be, was "THE HOWLING RUNE".

8 a message, "LOYALTY. OURS a-SENSUALITY" was recieved from the demon king.
a message was sent to the dwarf king., thus a spell elven script, a response from the alien king, it seems, was "THE IMPERTURBABLE QUIESCENT SPHERE be THE SOLVENT OF HORRID CORROSION".
a message was sent to the elf king., and so a spell pack hidden in a descent be'suffering brewing esp warning "THE CHARM OF THE INVEIGLING TONGUE" in common, a response from the alien king, it seems, was "DOORWAY OF THUNDER".


a message was sent to the fox king., a response from the hell king, it may be, was "QUANTUM a-WEALTH... LUSTOFF'S VICARIOUS HEAD"., or a war ascent be'eternity script

kinda getting there. i'll keep working on this one.

GENERATOR TRASH

i love generator trash.

BLAZON

various small changes to this generator, tonight, which noww generates sort of GOT style house words

http://www.random-generator.com/index.php?title=Blazon

SLIME
ANIMAL without HEAD DREAM
AFFLICTION CONSECRATION
RUIN
BILE FERTILITY
IMAGINARY through JUSTICE, LOSS
SANCTIFICATION TYRANNY MUSIC
GRACE - TRANQUILITY
FATE without POWER
FLESH daSILICON

still needs more work.

PC Generator on Abulafia

i made a thing

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MADISON BERTA, Pilgrim of Glass  
a human fighter 
LOVES EXTRADIMENSIONAL; HATES CRYSTAL 
9 STR 7 DEX 12 WIS
6 CON 11 INT 16 CHA 
a  seal on a orcish device
26 copper pieces, mother's copper watch
cook pot 
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ELIZABETH EMIL, Warrior of Torment  
a demented goblin fighter 
LOVES LOSS; HATES FUNGUS 
13 STR 8 DEX 13 WIS
11 CON 8 INT 10 CHA 
a  staff with a dwarfish wooden curse
77 copper pieces
courier coat, tunic, breeches
padded armor (+2)
halberd (d8)
4 javelins (d6, range 20/40) 
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ZIPHITES JESHUA, Assassin  
a hungry human fighter 
LOVES PEACE; HATES DREAM 
11 STR 13 DEX 9 WIS
13 CON 14 INT 13 CHA 
eye patch
 tunic, canvas breeches
crow hide leather armor (+2)
flail (d6)
light crossbow with 13 bolts (d4, range 60/120) 
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